Janey Cutler, the granny from Glasgow who made the luscious locks on Simon Cowell’s titties curl with her caramel square-melting voice on Britain’s Got Talent!

Proving that this really is the century of memaws (with Betty White leading the cavalry of walkers), 81-year-old Janey Cutler brought the audience to their feet when let it out all with her rendition of “No Regrets.” Janey’s fellow geezers would’ve gotten on their feet, but they have bad hips.

Although, Janey is a late-in-life superstar sensation, I’m giving her the HSOTD stamp because her last name is one “n” away from being CUNTLER. And that is a real natural gift! Watch Simon’s moobs percolate below:

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